I'm awake past my bedtime--a regular occurrence since I upped my daily coffee intake, shocker of all shockers--and since I don't want to edit my recording but I still want to have done something marginally more productive than reading vapid news stories, I will transcribe a journal entry from last weekend for your viewing pleasure. And also because I haven't written in awhile, so here's a bunch of long-overdue word vomit: April 7, 2018 I underwent a harrowing experience yeste